So there’s been a lot of speculation about a mysterious Trans Agenda recently. The official line had always been that it doesn’t exist, but the time has come. I have decided to break my silence and reveal our secret three point plan.
- Exist (and have our existence recognised by others)
- Take a shit in peace
- Live past 35
So there are our nefarious plans to overthrow society as you know it I wouldn’t worry too much though, we’re struggling with all three points.