A haiku showcasing the frustrations around broken equipment. In this case a vacuum cleaner designed to remove water after scrubbing the floor.
The evocative language used in the second line captures the some of the anger directed at an inanimate object.
The damned wet vac
Choking, spitting, spraying filth
Slows us down daily
If it’s a vacuum cleaner, how is it “spraying filth”?
It was not working well …
oh right. haha got it. SORRY :/